Get A Bachelor Degree in Santa Claus

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At the Santa School, Santas-in-training learn the finer points of exuding the essence of Santa, learn grooming tips and costume hints, and also learn practical things such as “sit down in a parade float” and “always have pepperminty breath”. Playing Santa Claus can be a good gig, if you can get it! Some of the Santa graduates have reported making $20,000 in just one six-week season of sitting at the mall, posing for pictures and listening to 15,000 or so children describe their toy wishes – ho! ho! ho!
If you think you can pass for a Santa and can’t make it to Santa School, grab a Santa Costume and work on your moves. Can you lay a finger aside of your nose, can you make your eyes twinkle and belly jiggle like a bowlful of jelly? Aside from the traditional red Santa costume which is the official uniform of a Santa, there are all types of accessories that can help you with your mission to Babbo Natale, Father Christmas, Pere Noel or St. Nick. From a “Santa belly” that is like a padded pillow to slip under your Santa costume, or faux beards, wigs and black boots, you’ll be instantly recognizable by children of all ages (from 2 to 102) who still believe!
